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I think the weirdest thing is that the person you’re going to marry and spend the rest of your life together with is currently walking the earth, living their own life, going to school or going to work or whatever, doing all these things and making all these memories that you’ll get to hear about from them years from now.
(Source: departured, via t-r-e-a-s-u-r-e-d)
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friend:
you should've come with us!
me:
an invitation might have helped
parents:
okay we will be home at 11 o'clock!
clock:
11:01
me:
they're dead i'm alone i need to start my orphan life now
Me at any inconvience:
this is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me
being ugly on the internet is nice because you know you’ve earned all your followers instead of getting them b/c youre hot
do you ever hate someone so much but you don’t even have a valid reason
you’re just like
no
(via nasty-e)
does miley cyrus do anything these days besides walk around
instead of doing my homework i like to stay on the computer and worry about how much homework i have to do
(Source: allkillernofiller, via fake-mermaid)
